Sunday, January 4, 2015

The Test Exchange

http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-know-your-status-19/

"Ricky, why in the hell haven't you ever had a HIV test...EVER?" -Alex, Noah's Arc-
"Right...you guys never had slip ups...so no lectures please." -Ricky, Noah's Arc-


Hey Kids!!

So one of the things that I hate to do is get tested.  But I'm so crazy that I have to get tested at least...yes at least every 6 months no matter if I've had sex or not.  Now just so you know.  I do practice safe sex and the only time I have had regular raw sex is with an ex-boyfriend back in college when I first started having sex and I didn't know any better and with my last ex-boyfriend.  But I digress...

But like Rickey said "you guys never had slip ups?"

Well this guy that I've fooled around with came over in November and we were getting it on...I mean doing different positions and sweating and moaning and that was just him...lol

But after an hour and half...I needed a break.  So I told him to stop and he went to the bathroom and c and threw the condom away.  When he came back we just started talking and enjoying each other and that made him horny for more of me (and vice versa).  So he asked for some more and the next thing I remember he had me bent over and was plowing me with his big powerful cock.  We both knew he didn't have a condom on and sadly it felt so good to both of us that we didn't care.  Now luckily we did stop before he came but that still doesn't excuse our behavior because we do know better.  So unbeknownst to me he is just as crazy about catching something as myself.  After he came (loudly I might add) he was so upset with himself he didn't even help get me off like he usually does.  He just cleaned up and left, silently. He went and got an HIV test shortly after that.  Now my crazy ass just let the fact that that happened stew and bother me.  So when it came time for my 6 month test I was a little nervous this time.  Luckily everything came back negative.  But sometimes I do wish it was back in the 60s/70s were all the gays would just sleep around and not wear condoms and not have to worry about disease...Wait does that make me sound like a whore (crickets)?

So I got to ask...When was your last HIV test?

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